You're on mute mate

Yeah, Hi Dave, thanks for taking my call this morning. Good weekend?
 
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Great. I’m just back from Val d’Isere. Apres ski, giving me the fear but the powder is just perfect this time of year Dave. You should get over there.
 
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Anyway Dave, just wanted to flag a couple of things with you, yeah. I know you’ve had a lot on recently but we really need to get our admin straight, yeah .
 
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Timesheets. I noticed you haven’t filled them in for the last two weeks.
 
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I know your mum died Dave and we’ve had a few staffing issues but we really need to get that sorted, yeah? The SMT are on my back, you know?
 
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Great, well, glad we’re clear on that.
The other thing…
I noticed that the accounts are showing a couple of anomalies. Particularly related to personal expenses. Anything to offer on that Dave?
 
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Ok, well, there’s one item in particular that stands out. It says ‘Wellbeing massage’ but I noticed that it’s got a date stamp of 2am on a Saturday morning. Surely that can’t be right, is it Dave?
 
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Right, well Dave, I’m sorry but this is the last time I can authorise this type of wellbeing therapy. It’s really quite overpriced and I’m not sure that <reads notes> ‘Linda’ has your best interests at heart. Don’t you agree Dave?
 
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Come on Dave, give me something.
 
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